Biscuit Bitch Belltown Menu

Welcome to Biscuit Bitch Belltown, a standout gem in Seattle’s Southern cuisine scene! Located at 2303 3rd Ave, this vibrant eatery specializes in mouthwatering biscuits and hearty brunch options that embrace the spirit of comfort food.

• Featured Bitches: Try the Take 'n Bake Bitches—a half dozen of frozen biscuit dough that you can bake fresh at home, perfect for family gatherings or late-night cravings.
• The Hot Mess Bitch combines a biscuit with sausage and gravy, making it an indulgent must-try for breakfast lovers.
• Don’t miss their unique Bitchwiches, with fan favorites like the Egg & Cheese served on a buttery biscuit.

But it’s not just the food—Biscuit Bitch Belltown radiates girl power and a fun atmosphere. With the option for outdoor seating and a quirky ordering system, your brunch experience here is guaranteed to be memorable!

FEATURED BITCHES!

• TAKE 'N BAKE BITCHES (1/2 dozen)

  Be a BIG-ASS BISCUIT BAKIN' BITCH using our house-made frozen biscuit dough in your home oven. Bake whole from frozen and have fresh biscuits for your holiday meal, special brunch or make your own version of a Bitchwich for a midnight snack! Or, cut biscuits into pieces and drop on soups and stews for Bitchin' Dumplings.

  US$15.80

• HOT MESS BITCH

  Biscuit and Sausage Gravy topped with shredded cheddar, garlic grits, two eggs your way, split grilled Louisiana Hot Link and pickled jalapeños. Get that spicy Bitch in your moufhole!

  US$15.25

• SEATTLE FOG

  Bitch, this drink is famous! Loose leaf Earl Grey tea, steamed milk, hint of vanilla. Finished with orange zest. (Not available iced)

• ORANGE INFUSED MOCHA

  Dark Chocolate Mocha with fresh Orange Zest- Hello Sunshine!

• FREE STICKER

  (with purchase and social media mention) We'll give YOU a free Bitch sticker, you promise to check-in or mention us on Facebook, IG or the Social Media platform of your choice. Deal? We trust you, Bitch! (thank you!) Limit one free per meal ordered (2 max!)

GRAVY BITCHES

• EASY BITCH

  A Biscuit Bitch Classic! Biscuit and Sausage Gravy topped with two *Over Easy eggs. *Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness

  US$12.25

• HOT MESS BITCH

  Biscuit and Sausage Gravy topped with shredded cheddar, garlic grits, two eggs your way, split grilled Louisiana Hot Link and pickled jalapeños. Get that spicy Bitch in your moufhole!

  US$15.25

• SMOKIN' HOT BITCH

  Our Biscuit topped with Sausage Gravy, shredded Cheddar, a split-grilled Louisiana Hot Link and Jalapeños. !SPICY!

  US$13.75

• GRITTY SCRAMBLED CHEESY BITCH

  Our top seller of all time! Big-Ass Biscuit and Country Sausage Gravy, shredded Cheddar, two fluffy Scrambled Eggs and a scoop of Garlic Grits.

  US$13.75

• STRAIGHT-UP BITCH

  OG Big-Ass Biscuit smothered in our secret recipe Country Sausage Gravy. Customize your heart out, Bitch!

  US$9.25

BITCHWICHES

• BITCHWICH

  (Egg & Cheese) Buttered Biscuit with egg, cheddar, Bitchy Sauce

  US$6.50

• BUTTERED UP BITCH

  Big-ass biscuit with butter + choice of spread on the side

SIDES

• GARLIC GRITS & BUTTER

  Creamy Grits with roasted garlic, topped with butter and fresh cracked pepper

  US$3.20

• CHEESY GARLIC GRITS

  Creamy grits with roasted garlic, cheddar cheese, butter, fresh cracked black pepper

  US$4.00

• SIDE OF BITCHY SAUCE

  Our house secret-recipe remoulade. Drizzle or dip your favorite Bitch for a tangy kick! (2 oz ramekin)

  US$1.00

• SIDE OF BUTTER

  2 oz side of butter

  US$1.00

• SIDE OF HONEY

  1oz side of honey. Beez made it- you like it.

  US$1.00

• SIDE OF BITCH BERRY JAM

  2 oz ramekin of Danish Orchard berry jam (usually Boysenberry but sometimes Raspberry or Blackberry depending on availability)

  US$1.00

• SIDE OF JALAPENOS

  2 oz cup of pickled jalas! Feel the burnnnn

  US$1.00

• SIDE OF CALLAHAN'S HOT SAUCE

  1 oz side of Callahan's Habanero Hot Sauce. Made in Seattle. (You can buy a whole bottle to take home from in our Merch section)

  US$1.00

• SIDE OF FRANKS HOT SAUCE

  1 oz of the classic southern go-to

  US$0.50

TAKE N BAKE

• TAKE 'N BAKE BITCHES

  (1/2 dozen) Be a BIG-ASS BISCUIT BAKIN' BITCH using our house-made frozen biscuit dough in your home oven. Bake whole from frozen and have fresh biscuits for your holiday meal, special brunch or make your own version of a Bitchwich for a midnight snack! Or, cut biscuits into pieces and drop on soups and stews for Bitchin' Dumplings.

  US$15.80